March 2012
13 posts
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
280 posts
Anonymous asked: Lil wayne or wiz? Love your blog btw!!
Anonymous asked: RUBBER BANDS OR SILLY BANDS???
Anonymous asked: two bands: justin bieber or nickelback?
put two bands in my ask and I'll tell you which...
pornformormons:
dirtyrottenpanda:
cannibalbabies:
godfatherslollipop:
this ^
Right now I demand you
DO. IT.
Don’t make it an obvious choice! Choose some really good bands(:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
samannnthajean asked: ahh thanks for the compliment on my hair love:) yes i did do it myself :) love your blog by the wayyy
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
stupidhead:
We are on a date in a cemetery because a movie date is too mainstream. I lean in for a quick kiss on my lumberjack hipster boyfriend’s cheek. His beard is so scruffy that it cuts my lips and it starts bleeding all over my face. The blood is now dripping on to my Ecote for Urban Outfitters dress. My boyfriend takes out his iPhone for a quick picture to post to Tumblr. It gets 4 notes....
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
